Crystal Ball:  Mar. 30 Apr. 6                                                             


Thurs. 3/30 6:15pm Run #1544 The Umpteenth Little Black Dress *un

It’s time to accessorize, accessorize, accessorize.

Everyone needs a little black number and that means you

No little black dress, then fucking get one or stay home. This is a pub crawl but you can *un if you want!

Start at Front & Union aka the Hellmouth

Beer of the Week: Lagunitas Assorted Hangover

Hare: Chicken Boner


Thurs. April 6 6:15pm Run #1545 The Gypsies’ 30th Bday and A(nal) G(rand) M(ockery)

The first Gypsies trail was April 1, 1993, and the Gypsies are still a bunch of April Fools

Cum celebrate!

Start at the Tunnel Top Picknick area at approximately the corner of Halleck and French in the Presidio.,-122.4575043,17z/data=!4m15!1m8!3m7!1s0x808586d6fa65e279:0x608dc692bf1b26cd!2sFrench+Ct+%26+Halleck+St,+San+Francisco,+CA+94129!3b1!8m2!3d37.802185!4d-122.4545968!16s%2Fg%2F11gdz6s154!3m5!1s0x8085878c52f6e0e3:0xb7c79ca9dbfc0d14!8m2!3d37.8026193!4d-122.4549322!16s%2Fg%2F11s7c2fjrh?authuser=0

You will be fed and not by the hare!

Beer of the Week: Lagunitas Something Brilliant

Hare: Pied Piper